You Know You Are A Pageant Girl When....

I found this on Kara Roberts blog and although I have posted something like this in the past, this one has more on it than the other one.

U KNOW you are a PAGEANT GIRL when.....

-You have ever sprayed your butt with glue.

-You no longer have feeling in your little and big
toes.

-You know how to instantly create cleavage in more
than 5 ways.

-USA and America mean two TOTALLY different
things.

-It's not good enough if a dress JUST 'fits'.

-You know what 'pageant stance' is.

-You are able to change your outfit, hair, makeup
AND shoes in under 2 minutes.

-You don't see a problem with dancing in 4 inch
heels on stage in front of hundreds of people.

-You no longer cringe at the sound of cheezy
music.

-You find yourself smiling in your sleep.

-You listen to the news, read the paper and keep
up with court rulings only because it might be a
question some day.

-You actually HAVE used a whole can of hairspray
in one sitting before.. and then sent your mom to
get a second... which you used also.

-You have been asked by more than a handfull of
people, "So, do you girls REALLY say world peace?"

-You might as well just start sleeping at BLK.

-You have come to accept the fact that glitter is
your friend.

-You somehow keep running into the SAME group
of girls year after year.

-You know "your colors."

-You remember a girl in this order: color of her
dress, style of her hair, her photographer, her
picture, her earrings, her wonderful/ terrible 'walk',
her city name, her mom's name... her name.

-Your hair practically teases itself by now.

-Every question you answer these days seems to
have 3 parts to it.

-You have used tape on more than one body part.

-You have more pictures of girls standing in a line
with your arms behind each other's lower back than
you know what to do with.

-You will spend thousands of dollars and endless
hours preparing for a chance to fight for a piece of
metal that sparkles.