A Laugh For Today

Martini sent this along and I felt I would share it in case anyone needs a laugh.

Shopping For Men


January 18th, 2006


A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened
in Dallas, Texas, where a woman may go to choose a
husband from many men. Among the instructions at the
entrance, is a description of how the store operates.

There are only six floors. It states that the
attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends
the flights. There is, however, a catch... As you open
the door to any floor you may choose any man from that
floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back
down except to exit the building.

So, Jane decides to go to the Wal-Mart Husband Store
to find herself a husband.

On the first three floors the signs on the doors read:


Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are
extremely good looking.

Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"


Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework, and
have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,446,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely to prove that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store. Watch
your step when you exit the building and have a nice
day!