Top Ten Ways to be Fired From Wendy's

Okay. In the spirit of David Letterman AND our own sick sense of humor, here are the top ten ways to be fired from Wendy's:

10) "Do you want Onion Rings with that?"
9) "What kind of sauce do you want with your McNuggets?"
8) "Any hot, mild or fire sauce with that?"
7) "Yes, you can have it your way."
6) "Would you like that Original or Extra Crispy?"
5) "Would you like to King Size your order?"
4) "Do you want a six inch or a footlong?" (sandwich you dirty minded people)
3) Putting the cheese on the bottom of the hamburger patty
2) Putting the hamburger in between the wrong "buns"

and Number 1

1) Coming to work in a red clown wig, face paint and a bright yellow jumpsuit